hollygohardly: when people act like it’s cool to not read books
memai69: do you have that one ship that has completely ruined you and left you emotionally traumatized in every way possible for the rest of your life or is that just me có mạnh
Person: Hey are you ok?
Me: yeah just having a bad day
now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can’t...– Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
ourladyofemos: watching fandoms you’re not in freaking out about something
someone I know: what are you listening to?
me: no one you know or like
charminbear: phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
teapayne: i hate when i offer someone food and they accept